蕾蒙娜和姐姐
我叫蕾蒙娜·昆 My name 's Ramona Q.
我九歲三個月了 I'm nine and three months,
以及不管我姐姐跟你說什么 and no matter what my sister Beezus tells you...
我可不是討厭鬼 I'm not a pest.
爸爸說我只是想象力太豐富 My dad says I just have an overactive imagination,
這其實也挺實用的 which does come in handy.
它讓有趣的事更有趣 嚇人的事更嚇人 It makes the fun parts funner and the scary parts scarier.
老實說 時不時讓自己嚇一跳也挺不錯 And frankly, it's good to scare yourself once in a while...
做人就得居安思危 'Cause if you can 't be brave at recess...
不然真碰上危急情況怎么辦 How can you do it when it really counts?
好 來我這邊 你能行 蕾蒙娜 Okay, stay with me. You can do it, Ramona.
我做不到 哈維 I'never make it, Howie. Whoa.
維啊維啊維 Owie, Owie.
這是我的空谷回聲 回聲 聲 That's my echo off the canyon, canyon, canyon.
別自己嚇自己 蕾蒙娜 別往下看 Don't psych yourself out, Ramona. Just don't look down.
太遠了 It's too far!.
太遠了 遠了 了 Far! Far! Far!
哈維 救命 Howie, help!.
敏查老師 Mrs. Meacham?
蕾蒙娜被吊起來了 Uh, Ramona 's kind of hung up.
救命 拜托 Help, please.
安靜 看黑板 Quiet. Face front.
救命 Ah! Help.
別亂看 鎖好門 Eyes forward. Lock it down.
蕾蒙娜·昆比 快下來 Ramona Quimby, get down from there.
這兒可不是馬戲團 This isn 't a circus.
你該從窗戶里看那一幕 真是太棒了 You should have seen it through a window. It was awesome.
你看著就像只圣誕節裝糖的陶罐 You looked like a pinata.
不過當然 里面沒有糖 Well, obviously without all the candy.
我當時真暈 不過還是想再玩一次 It made me really dizzy, yet I wanna do it again.
來 比賽誰先到家 Race you home, mudball.
-我贏了 -明天見 - I won! - See you tomorrow.
-再見 哈維 -借過 - Bye, Howie. - Excuse me.
蕾蒙娜 Ramona.
看著點薇拉·珍 Be more careful with Willa Jean.
她可比你小 She's younger than you are.
薇拉·珍 來奶奶這兒 Willa Jean, come to grammy.
致碧翠絲·昆比的父母
致蕾蒙娜·昆比的父母
媽媽 看 我教會了羅貝塔吐舌頭 Mom, look it. I taught Roberta how to stick out her tongue.
太棒了 寶貝 那我就不用請家教了 That's great, sweetie. Now I can cancel the private tutor.
下一次你能教她換自己的尿布嗎 Next, can you teach her how to change her own diaper?
蕾蒙娜 擺一下桌子好嗎 Could you set the table, please, Ramona?
給碧姨加副刀叉 And add another plate for Aunt Bea.
她晚些來吃甜點 She's coming by later for dessert.
-那一共五個人嗎 -對 - So five altogether? - Yep.
我正要去擺呢 I was about to do that.
下次想做就馬上去做 Hmm. Being about to do it and doing it.
媽媽 碧祖絲又賣弄她的法語了 Mom! Beezus is acting all french again.
爸爸回來了 Dad's home!
爸爸 Daddy!
準備撞擊 Prepare for impact!
-你好 親愛的 -爸爸 - Hi, honey! - Dad!
我的小美女們今天怎么樣 Hey! How are my beautiful girls?
你今天也努力算賬了嗎 爸爸 Did you crunch the numbers, dad?
你說得沒錯 可煩了 You bet I did, pickle.
我的賬算得可清了 清得很 I crunched them good. Real good.
真夠受的這天 The whole darn day.
蕾蒙娜 我看你今天不夠臟 I don't think you got dirty enough today, Ramona.
她明天會再接再厲 Well, there's always tomorrow.
你倆抱一抱 I'll let you two catch up.
我的小寶寶 你這長腿的小保齡球 There's my little girl. My little bowling ball with legs.
對不起 黏黏膩膩 Sorry about that, icky sticky.
爸爸 它叫挑挑剔剔 Dad, it's picky picky.
你什么時候才記得它的名字 When are you ever gonna learn his real name?
等它記得我名字的時候 When he learns mine.
碧祖絲 So, Beezus,
我今晚上在家門口停車的時候 suppose I told you that when l pulled up in front of the house tonight...
看到你的老朋友亨利盯著我們家 I saw your old buddy Henry staring at
就像在這里丟了什么貴重物品似的 It like he ieft something important inside.
亨利·哈金斯嗎 好久沒聽說過這個人了 Henry Huggins? I haven 't heard that name in a while.
他是以前老在后院啃泥的男孩嗎 Isn't he the boy that used to eat dirt in the backyard?
-沒錯 -他后來就沒有了 - Yeah. - He doesn't do that anymore.
要是我不知道內情 還以為某人動心了呢 Ooh. If I didn't know better, I'd say somebody has a crush.
我們能說點別的嗎 Can we please talk about something else?
-不能 -舞會要到了 可能他想邀請你 - Nope. - There is that dance. Maybe he wants to ask you to it.
他要是想請我們家女孩去舞會 Well, if he's gonna ask my girl to a dance,
最好有點實際行動 he'd better have some moves.
啃泥小伙兒能干這個嗎 Can the old dirt-eater do this?
我可不想 停下 Oh, I hope not. Stop.
媽媽 Mom!
有些什么信呢 銀行信 What do we got here? Note from the bank.
也許是額外貸款文件 It could be loan papers for the addition.
最好他們不打算讓我們還款了 Hope they don't expect us to pay it back.
銀行就是這么有趣 Well, banks are funny that way.
還有什么 "致碧翠絲·昆比的父母" What do we got here? "To the parents of Beatrice Quimby."
會是成績單嗎 Could this be the latest report card?
碧翠絲·昆比打架 "Beatrice Quimby gets in fights...
偷自動售賣機的錢 偽造門卡 "steals from the vending machines, counterfeits hall passes.
-等等 讓我看看 -建議送到少年犯管教所 - Wait. Let me see. - We recommend juvenile prison. "
全優 All As.
我們太為你驕傲了 We're so proud of you.
一點都不好笑 It's not funny.
那么 蕾蒙娜 碧翠絲的成績單來了 So, Ramona, Beatrice has her report card.
難道不意味著 也許 你也該有一張嗎 Doesn't that mean- I don't know- you should have one too?
那破玩意兒嗎 That old thing?
對 就是那破玩意 它會在哪呢 Yeah, that old thing. Where would that old thing happen to be?
-藏這不錯 -這樣就不怕它爛掉了 - That's a good place for it. - Yeah, wouldn't want it to spoil.
"蕾蒙娜是個很聰明的小學生" "Ramona is a bright young student"
不錯 "但缺乏注意力 That's my girl. "... but lacks focus...
"經常做白日夢 反對正確拼寫的必要性 "often daydreams, disputes the need to spell words correctly...
"不遵守語法規則 "and has very little respect for the rules of grammar...
"以及其他一切規則" or rules in general."
她為什么會這樣寫呢 蕾蒙娜 Why would she write this, Ramona?
因為 她很無趣 Because... she's no fun.
-這不成理由 -但這是真的 - That is no excuse. - But it's true.
她要我們用同一張表里的詞來說話 She makes us all use the same words from the same list.
我想新穎些 她就打擊我 And when I try to be original, she just shoots me down.
比如說我創造了一個詞叫"無敵棒" Like when I invented the word "terrifical."
她就說 蕾蒙娜 這不是一個詞 She goes, "Ramona, that's not a word."
我說 這詞說著真是有了個趣 And I say, "it's a lot funner word to say."
她說 "有了個趣"也不是一個詞 She goes, "funner isn't a word either."
這算個什么老師啊 What kind of teacher is that?
老師不能禁止學生造詞 She can't tell kids not to invent words.
她又不是世界總統 She's not the president of the world.
不許笑 碧祖絲 You butt out, Beezus.
蕾蒙娜 敏查老師是你的老師 Ramona, Mrs. Meacham is your teacher.
-你得聽她的話 -而且她也不是那么糟 - You need to listen to her. - And she's not that bad.
我像你這么大時 她對我很中肯 She was fair with me when I was your age.
你們都喜歡碧祖絲 Everybody loves Beezus...
都討厭我 and everybody hates me!
好了 Okay.
-你笑什么 -我們沒笑 寶貝 - Why are you laughing? - We're not laughing, sweetie.
我要說臟字 I'm gonna say a bad word.
是嗎 You are?
很臟很臟的字 A really bad one.
要是你覺得有必要從你的詞庫里找出一個來 Well, if you feel the need to get one out of your system,
那就說吧 then go ahead.
算你有種 Guts!
有種 有種 有種 Guts, guts, guts!
-是種字啊 -你覺得這就是臟字嗎 蕾蒙娜 - "G" word. - That's your idea of a bad word, Ramona?
親愛的 很抱歉我們那樣取笑你 Honey, I'm sorry we laughed.
她干嘛了 What's she done?
真有種 Guts!
寶貝 上面的空氣清新嗎 Hey, babe. How's the air up there?
你好 碧姨 Hi, Aunt Bea.
你可以喊得有精神點 Aw, you can do better than that.
有愛一些嘛 嘟嘟 Where's the love? Honk, honk.
我就知道你在這里 I thought I'd find you here.
牙膏那招真精彩 That was a fine job you did on the toothpaste.
費了不少勁吧 You must have a really strong grip.
讓我看看你手上的繭 Let me see those calluses.
花在格子爬梯上的時間沒白費 That time on the jungle gym sure is paying off.
那塊繭子像是變大了 了不起 是個戰利品 Did that one get bigger? Tremendous. Trophy size.
你知道 You know...
我曾經也當過妹妹 現在也還是 I was a younger sister, too, once. Still am.
不管我多老 我總比她小 No matter how old I get, I'always be younger.
這不公平 碧姨 It's no fair, Aunt Bea.
我永遠都比不上碧祖絲 I never do anything as good as Beezus.
還有羅貝塔 她要是打嗝 那叫可愛 And Roberta, if she burps, it's adorable.
上禮拜 她把蘋果醬倒在自己頭上 Last week, she poured applesauce on her head...
爸爸還給她拍照 and dad stopped to take pictures.
但是我的事情呢 I mean, when it's my turn to do stuff...
誰都不在乎 nobody even cares.
好吧 不可能比往自己頭上澆果醬更搶眼了 Well, it's impossible to compete with pouring food on your head.
不過何必為這煩惱 Why do we even bother?
知道嗎 我猜要是能有件專屬你的東西 You know what? I bet it would be nice...
感覺會很不錯 to have something of your own for once.
比如說專屬我的房間嗎 Like my own room?
又或許只是件小東西 Maybe just something small...
但可以永遠陪伴你 you could always have with you.
來 打開看看 Go ahead. Open it.
前幾天我找到這照片 I found that picture the other day...
發現我當時正好和你一樣大 and I realized I was exactly your age,
所以我想送給你 so I wanted you to have it.
-這是你嗎 -對 - That's you? - Yeah.
要是你想給她找個伴 There's room for another
旁邊還可以多放一張 if you wanna give that little girl some company.
謝謝你 碧姨 Thank you, Aunt Bea.
我希望你知道 I want you to know...
我永遠都在你身邊 that you will always have me around.
你沒事吧 You okay?
有我在 I gotcha.
我懂的 Mmm. I gotcha.
抬起來 Bring it up!
碧祖絲 起來 Beezus, wake up!
碧祖絲 快 Beezus, come on.
向右 To the right.
蕾蒙娜 Ramona!
控制塔 我們已到達三萬英尺高度 Control tower, we've reached 30,000 feet.
蕾蒙娜 準許跳傘 Ramona, you are clear for airdrop.
這是最棒的一天 This is the best day ever!
對 我多想我家里也有個洞 Yeah. I wish we had a hole in our house.
蕾蒙娜 我們約定一下 Hey, Ramona, let's make a deal.
要是你能消停幾個小時 If you can settle down for a few hours,
我就讓爸爸帶我們出去吃飯 I' see if dad can take us out to dinner.
真的嗎 Really?
我們能去喬記意粉嗎 Can we go to Macaroni Joe's?
廚房里全是灰塵 There is an inch of dust covering my whole kitchen.
-我們去哪兒吃飯都行 -太棒了 - we can go anywhere. - yeah!
我的發型毀了 I'm having a hair crisis.
可它看著還是老樣子 But it looks the same as always.
謝謝 太謝謝了 Thanks. Thanks a lot.
他回來了 He's home!
爸爸 Dad.
爸爸 Daddy!
你好 Boing!
你今天也算賬了嗎 爸爸 Did you crunch the numbers, dad?
今天他們算了我的賬 Well, today they kind of crunched me back.
但我有個小禮物給你們 But I got you a little surprise.
不如你和碧祖絲到外面去分糖吃 Why don't you and beez go outside and share those...
我和媽媽有點事談 好嗎 and I' talk to your mom for a minute, okay?
-走吧 -真乖 - Let's go. - Thank you.
出事了 Something's wrong.
上周他們炒了三個人 They let three people go last week.
你怎么知道 How can you tell?
因為他們在低聲說話 'Cause they're whispering.
是我做錯了什么嗎 Did I do something wrong?
不 No.
這次不是 Not this time.
但我感覺大概去不成喬記意粉了 But something tells me that we're not going to Macaroni Joe's.
你拿那么多紅色的 Hey, you got more red ones.
好吧 你多拿點 Right. Take a few more.
記得我怎么教你吃這個嗎 Remember how I taught you to eat them.
-先咬掉頭嗎 -對 - Bite the head off first? - Yep.
這樣比較人道 It's more humane that way.
不應該是你被裁員 You don't deserve to be downsized.
裁員 是什么意思 "Downsized"? What's that mean?
這個嘛 Well, um...
意思是爸爸的倉儲公司 It means the storage company
被更大的公司收購了 was bought by a bigger one...
很多人都要走 包括爸爸 and a lot of people were let go, including dad.
好消息是我給佩里醫生的辦公室打電話了 The good news is I called Dr. Perry's office...
她說可以再給我一份兼職 and she has some part-time work for me again...
那至少能幫我們渡過難關 so that should tide us over for a little while, at least.
別擔心 我會找到工作 Don't worry. I will find a job.
在此期間 But in the meantime...
我就能有點空余時間來陪你們 I got a little extra time to spend with my girls.
對嗎 Right?
-對嗎 -對 - Right? - Right.
-好吧 -對 - Okay. - Right.
你意識到我們要變窮了 對吧 You realize we're gonna be poor now, right?
不 我們不會 No, we're not.
-會嗎 -你沒看到他們有多少賬單要付嗎 - Are we? - Have you seen how many bills they get?
真是瘋了 什么都要付錢 連水也要錢 It's insane. Everything costs money, even water.
沒事 媽媽會去掙錢 Well, mom's gonna make money.
爸爸呢 會來陪我們 And dad, he' be with us.
這多有趣 That part's fun.
準備好明年去舊貨市場淘寶吧 Well, get ready for another year in hand-me-down heaven.
熄燈了 小美人們 Hey, lights out, my lovelies.
做個好夢 Sweet dreams.
碧祖絲 Beezus?
房子里有個洞真嚇人 It's sort of scary having a hole in the house...
你不覺得嗎 don't you think?
-碧祖絲 -噓 我要睡覺 - Beezus. - Shh. I'm trying to sleep.
碧祖絲 你聽到那聲咆哮嗎 Beezus, did you hear that growling?
是你的肚子咕咕叫吧 怪人 It's probably just your stomach, doofus.
除非 Unless...
除非有些 unless it's something...
別的東西 else.
碧祖絲 別說了 Beezus, stop it.
-比如一只兇猛的 饑餓的... -閉嘴 - Like a ferocious, hungry... - Stop!
滑行的怪獸 專吃成績差的搗蛋鬼 slithering beast that feeds on pests with bad report cards.
你太好唬了 You're too easy.
碧祖絲 這一點都不好玩 Beezus, it's not funny.
我覺得很好玩 I thought it was.
抬起來 Bring it up.
讓我拿支筆記下來 Let me get a pen, write it down.
-兩個孩子都帶胡蘿卜和三明治 -好 - Both girls get carrots and sandwiches. - Okay.
碧祖絲的要用密封塑料袋裝起來 Beezus wants hers in a ziploc,
蕾蒙娜的堅持要包錫箔紙 and Ramona insists on having tin foil.
她聲稱這會影響風味 She claims it affects the taste,
但我覺得她只是用它來捏塑而已 But I think she just likes making sculptures with it.
還有什么 蕾蒙娜要一只熟透的雞蛋 要是家里有 What else? Ramona wants a hard-boiled egg if we have any.
快點想 Think fast.
拜托 說你全都記得 Please tell me you're gonna remember all this.
看我 全職煮夫 Look at me, fully domesticated.
我安排了坎普太太中午來照顧羅貝塔 I've lined up Mrs. Kemp to watch Roberta at noon.
你要做的就是搞定今天的面試 You have to do is go nail this interview today.
我看起來怎么樣 How do I look?
-換了我就會把工作給你 -真的嗎 - I'd give you the job. - Really?
承你貴言 I'd take it.
蕾蒙娜 我有沒有教過你應該怎樣 Ramona, did I ever show you the proper way...
砸開一只熟透的雞蛋 to crack a hard-boiled egg?
你太逗趣了 You are so weird.
一個人總要想點辦法來攝取蛋白質 A guy's gotta get his protein somehow.
看 我什么都能搞定 See, I got this stuff down.
蕾蒙娜 等等 Hey, Ramona, wait up!
-再見 爸爸 -再見 - Bye, dad! - Bye-bye!
這涂鴉不錯 Nice doodles.
這不是涂鴉 是速寫 They're not doodles. They're sketches.
我爸爸很擅長速寫 My dad's extremely sketchy.
大家都坐好了嗎 Is everyone in their seats?
我快要進教室了 I'm about to round the corner.
早上好 And good morning.
我想你們過個周末不至于缺胳膊少腿吧 I trust you all survived the weekend with most of your limbs intact.
該開始課堂報告了 It's time we tackle our class reports.
說說對你們有特殊意義的東西 Tell us about something special in your life...
至少要用到單詞表里的一個生詞 Using at least one word from our vocabulary list.
這是我的芭蕾頭飾 This is my ballet tiara.
這是個駱駝用的鞍子 This is a saddle for riding camels.
它對我很特別 因為我會戴著它 It's special to me because I'm going to wear my tiara...
去參加試鏡 when I audition for the part of the
是皇家花生醬廣告里的公主角色 Princess in the Royal peanut butter commercials.
它對我很特別 And it's special
因為是我荷伯特叔叔給我的 because my uncle Hobart gave it to me.
我覺得自己演得出類拔萃 I think I'd be extraordinary in the role.
出-類-拔-萃 E-x-t-r-a-o-r-d-i-n-a-r-y.
他環游世界 And he travels all over the world...
為自然棲息地中的動物拍照 Taking pictures of animals in their natural habitat.
棲-息-地 H-a-b-i-t-a-t.
出類拔萃 就是說把平凡的事情 Extraordinary. That's when you take something... ordinary...
做得極其出色 And give it a little extra.
-有人想坐這個試試嗎 -有 - So, does anybody wanna sit on it? - Yeah!
好 蕾蒙娜來吧 Okay, Ramona, let's hear it.
謝謝敏查老師 Well, thank you, Mrs. Meacham.
安靜 安靜 Mute button. Mute button.
猜我在干嘛 我在讓你們安靜 What am I doing? I'm muting you.
蕾蒙娜 繼續吧 Ramona, go on.
對我來說最特別的是 Well, the most special thing in my life is...
戴著藍頭盔的工人們 that some nice workmen in blue helmets...
他們這周到我家來 came to my house this week...
在我家鑿了個大洞 and chopped a great big hole in it.
他們真的鑿了 Yeah, but they did.
那個洞可大了 我能看到整個波特蘭 It was so big, I could see all of Portland.
哈維也知道 他還在洞里跳來跳去 Howie knows. Howie came and jumped through the hole.
真的 He did.
可以了 That's enough now.
我覺得她腦子里才有洞呢 I think the hole's in her head.
表演結束了 蕾蒙娜 Show's over, Ramona.
她可真是個騙子 She's such a liar.
敏查老師 我沒騙人 Mrs. Meacham, I'm not lying.
回座位上去 Take your seat.
快去 回座位上去 Go ahead. Take your seat.
這次報告可不是為了搞笑 The purpose of this exercise is not to entertain us.
別再起哄了 No embellishments, please.
誰想下一個說 有人舉手嗎 Now, who would like to go next? Hands?
你看見他們在我家鑿洞了 You saw them chop the hole in my house.
其實沒有 他們是用鐵鍬撬的 Actually, no. They pried it with crowbars.
嚴格來說 是撬的 Technically, they pried it.
我就是那個意思 That's what I meant.
現在敏查老師覺得我是個騙子 Now Mrs. Meacham thinks I'm a liar...
她今天肯定會告訴我爸媽我是個搗蛋鬼 And she's gonna tell my mom and dad I'm a big troublemaker tonight.
你有時候確實是 Well, you are sometimes.
我是說 嚴格來說 你就是 I mean, technically, you are.
也許嚴格來說你應該重新找個好朋友了 Maybe you should technically look for a new best friend.
你好啊 長官 Hey! How you doing there, Chief?
你女朋友是誰啊 Who's your girlfriend?
女 我不是他女朋友 G...I'm not his girlfriend.
她不是我女朋友 She's not my girlfriend.
她是蕾蒙娜 就住那邊 She's Ramona, and she lives over there.
蕾蒙娜 Ramona.
等一下 Wait a second.
蕾蒙娜·昆比嗎 哈 Ramona Quimby? Huh.
你好 我是荷伯特 Hey, I'm Hobart.
哈維最喜歡的叔叔 I'm Howie's favorite uncle.
不和我握手嗎 對不起 No? Oh. Sorry.
我們都聽說了 Yeah. We all heard about it.
真的嗎 Oh, really?
你美麗的碧翠絲阿姨怎么樣了 Well, how's that beautiful aunt Beatrice of yours doing?
你告訴她 我想和她聊聊 好嗎 You be sure to tell her I'd love to catch up, all right?
哈維 鞍子效果怎么樣 Hey, Howie, how'd the saddle work out?
得到優了嗎 Did you get an "A"?
爸爸 Dad?
碧姑媽認識一個叫荷伯特的怪人嗎 Does aunt Bea really know some weird guy named Hobart?
荷伯特 Hobart?
好久沒聽見過這個名字了 That's a name I haven't heard in quite a while.
他們高中時是情侶 Yeah, they were high school sweethearts,
甜蜜的荷伯特和碧 old Hobart and Bea.
就他 他不是她的菜啊 Him? But he's not even her type.
那她的菜是什么 And what would that type be?
完美 Perfect.
我都不敢看了 沒完沒了的賬單 Oh, I'm afraid to look. Bills, bills, bills.
苦難永遠不會結束 It never ends, Pickle.
你得到那份工作了嗎 Did you get the job today?
沒有 Well, I didn't get this one.
我想到了一個絕妙的工作 'Cause I was thinking. I've got the perfect job.
-是什么 -你應該當消防員 - What? - You should be a fireman.
真的嗎 Oh. Yeah?
是啊 你可以救人 Yes. You would save people's lives...
爬大梯子 And climb gigantic ladders.
如果有夜間警報的話 And if it was a night alarm...
你就在睡衣外面穿上消防服 You would get to put your fire suit on over your pajamas.
哇塞 Whoa.
真的 爸爸 我去過野外拉練 It's true, dad. I took a field trip.
我倒是樂意穿著睡衣工作 Well, I wanna work in my pajamas...
不過我覺得你有點高估我了 But I think you're overestimating my job skills a little bit.
我可沒那么多才多藝 I'm not that versatile.
-爸爸 -怎么了 - Dad. - What?
我覺得你什么都能行 對嗎 I think you can do anything, don't you?
呃 Well...
我回來了 Hi! I'm home!
我們得五點前到那 親愛的 We need to be there by 5:00, honey.
據說家長會可無聊了 I've heard those parent-teacher meetings can be really boring.
家長會會毀腦子的 就是這么無聊 They make your brain numb, they're that boring.
不錯啊 蕾蒙娜 我們走了 Nice try, Ramona. We're going.
是啊不錯 小淘氣 Yeah. Good one, Pickle.
親愛的 我想明天跟銀行說取消貸款 Honey, I wanna call the bank tomorrow and cancel the loan.
鮑勃 房子里可有個大洞 Bob, there's a gaping hole in the house.
我覺得我們沒得選 I don't think we have much choice.
現在太困難了 等咱們有能力了吧 We're in over our heads. Let's wait till we're on our feet.
碧祖絲 他們在說什么 Beezus, what are they talking about?
我們得把房子完工 We just have to finish it.
那如果還不上款怎么辦 Hey. And if we default?
我寧愿賣了也不想讓銀行來收房子 I'd rather sell it than let the bank take the house.
銀行來收房子 銀行來收房子 Bank take the house. Bank take the house.
我們的房子 Our house.
咱們能晚點再說這個嗎 鮑勃 Can we just talk about this later, Bob?
好吧 Okay, fine.
-我們要遲到了 -媽媽 等等 - We're late. - Mom, wait.
別再拖延了 No more stalling.
我們去見敏查老師 沒什么可說的 We're meeting with Mrs. Meacham, end of story.
乖一點 好孩子 Be good, lovelies.
晚上和碧姨一起也乖點 And be good for aunt Bea tonight.
我們要出發去毀腦子了 We're off to numb our brains.
碧祖絲 銀行會把我們的房子收到哪去 Beezus, where's the bank gonna take our house?
那只是個說法 小天才 It's just an expression, genius.
他們不會把房子帶走 They don't take it anywhere.
只是賣給別人而已 They just sell it to someone else.
什么 What?
我來接 I got it.
你好 亨利 Hello. Oh, hi, Henry.
碧祖絲 我們不能搬走 Beezus, we can't move.
這是我們的房子 我們屬于這 This is our house. We belong here.
我 我不想離開利凱特大街 I... I don't want us to leave Lckitat street.
蕾蒙娜 我接電話呢 Ramona, I am on the phone.
碧姨 Aunt Bea!
我能問你件事嗎 Can I, can I ask you something?
噓 等一下 寶貝 Shh. Just a minute, babe.
怎么了 What's wrong?
我覺得我看見外面有什么人 I just thought, I recognized someone out there.
你說的是荷伯特啊 Oh. You mean Hobart. Hmm.
說得好像你見過他似的 Sounds like you've met him.
他說他想和你聊聊 He said he wants to catch up with you.
你開玩笑吧 You're kidding.
他這么跟你說的嗎 He said that to you?
這可真是 這真夠可以的 Well, that's just, that's just classic.
碧姨 我能問你件事嗎 Aunt Bea, can I ask you something?
我覺得銀行要把我們的房子收走了 I think the bank's gonna take our house.
碧姨 Aunt Bea?
你在聽我說嗎 Are you listening?
對不起 Oh. I'm sorry.
我只是 該怎么說呢 I just... How do I put this?
-你看你手上這些繭 -嗯 - Um, you know those calluses on your hands? - Yeah.
皮膚會變厚來保護受傷的地方 How the skin gets tough to protect a spot that got hurt?
很長時間以來 我的心上也有個繭 I have one of those on my heart from a really long time ago.
他要是覺得 And if he thinks
他能隨隨便便回來 揭我的傷疤 he can just come back here and start picking at it...
那他就絕對錯了 He is sadly mistaken.
我看只能和你說了 I guess you're the only one left to talk to.
很抱歉我小時候揪過你的尾巴 I'm sorry for pulling your tail when I was little...
還試圖教你玩傳接球 And for trying to teach you how to play catch...
還把你打扮得像宇航員一樣 And for dressing you up as an astronaut.
我知道你已經很老了 I know you're really old...
所以我會說得很委婉 So I'm gonna say this gently.
我們有大麻煩了 挑挑剔剔 We're in a lot of trouble, Picky Picky.
我們需要錢 We need money.
我們可能會失去這座房子 And we might lose our house.
不過別擔心 好嗎 But don't worry, okay?
我會想辦法 I'm gonna help.
沒人覺得我可以 但我就是可以 Nobody thinks I can, but I can.
我可以出類拔萃 I can be extraordinary.
很高興 我們達成一致了 I'm glad we agree.
蕾蒙娜 為什么我的桌子會在草坪上 Ramona, why is my desk on the lawn?
這是個秘密 It's a secret.
好吧 告訴你 Okay, fine. I'll tell you.
為了爸媽 我在拯救這座房子 I'm saving the house for mom and dad.
這是曾祖母的水晶杯嗎 Is that great-grandma's crystal?
蕾蒙娜 我們不能用這個 Ramona, we never use that.
我知道 我們今天會大發一筆 I know. We're gonna make so much money today,
碧祖絲 Beezus.
如果你想加入的話 Now, if you wanna join the team...
有個勤奮的銷售助理也不錯 I could always use a hard-working sales associate.
那是"美味"嗎 Um, is that "delicious"?
啊 顧客來了 Ooh! Customer!
顧客來了 Customer!
蕾蒙娜 求你了 求你了 Ramona, please, please, please,
別把他叫過來 don't call him over.
你好 亨利 你看起來很渴啊 Hey, Henry, you look thirsty!
-你好 -你好 亨利 - Hi. - Hi, Henry.
嗨 碧祖絲 Hey, Beezus.
嗨 Hi.
在賣檸檬水啊 Selling lemonade?
是啊 就是幫我妹妹 Yeah. Just helping out my little sister.
這工作服怎么樣 Like the uniform?
上次我看見你穿睡衣 Well, the last time I saw you in pajamas...
還是我們在圣誕游行上扮演綿羊的時候 We were playing sheep in the Christmas pageant.
不過 確實 你穿著很好看 But, yeah, it's a good look for you.
呃 好吧 咩 咩 Huh. Right. Yeah. Baa! Baa!
我覺得好像有什么東西灑在你衣服上了 But I think you spilled something on your shirt there.
騙到你了 Gotcha.
美味的檸檬水 有人要嗎 Hello! Delicious lemonade, anyone?
我 好吧 我來一杯 I... yeah, I'll have one.
-真的要嗎 -是啊 - You will? - Yeah.
一美元一杯 謝謝 最好是零錢 Well, that'd be one dollar, please. Exact change preferred.
蕾蒙娜 亨利不用付錢 Oh, Ramona, Henry doesn't have to pay.
碧祖絲 這是為了我們家 Beezus, it's for the house.
她是想說 我們請 Uh, she meant "on the house."
免費的 給 No charge. Here.
-可是 碧祖絲 -謝謝 - But, Beezus. - Thank you.
碧祖絲 Beezus!
-我說了 噓 -可是 碧祖絲 - I said, shh. - But, Beezus.
那杯喝起來... That won't taste...
不會好的 Good.
她說得對 She's right.
是免費的 No charge for that.
我想死 讓我死吧 I wanna die! Just let me die!
我恨我的生活 I hate my life!
-碧祖絲 -別理我 走開 - Beezus? - No. Go away.
出去 出去 Get out. Get out.
可是 我做了什么讓你這么生氣 But... What did I do that was so bad?
你害我在亨利面前丟臉了 You embarrassed me in front of Henry.
要不是我早有防備 If I didn't know better,
你絕對會徹底毀了我的生活 I'd swear you were actually trying to ruin my life.
你像個瘋子一樣上竄下跳 You run around like a nutball.
你根本不在意別人的想法 You don't care what anybody thinks.
就是你害我一直頂著個可惡的外號 And you even stuck me with my stupid nickname.
可是那時候我還小 But I was just a baby then...
我想叫你碧翠絲來著 And I meant to call you Beatrice.
我只是 說錯了 It just came out... wrong.
是嗎 那你說說 Yeah, tell me about it.
叫碧祖絲這種名字 我怎么可能正常 How can I be normal with a name like Beezus?
誰會喜歡叫碧祖絲的女孩 Who could ever love a girl named Beezus?
耶穌 Jesus?
出去 Get out!
"霉"味
皮特太太 你今天想洗車嗎 Mrs. Pitt, would you care for a car wash today?
我的車今天在店里呢 親愛的 My car is in the shop today, Dearie.
-洗車嗎 -我自己剛剛洗過 - Wash your car? - Just washed it myself.
求求你讓我幫你洗車吧 求你了 Please let me wash your car, please!
你是送比薩的嗎 Are you the pizza man?
不是 No.
嗨 寶貝 Hey, babe.
嗨 Hey.
生意做得怎么樣 How's business?
我在考慮退休 I'm considering retirement.
蕾蒙娜永不言敗 Ramona's not a quitter.
他還在那嗎 Is he still out there?
除了修他的寶貝車 Doesn't he have anything better to do
他沒別的事了嗎 than tinker with his precious jeep?
看看他 Oh, look at him.
他覺得憑他拋幾個媚眼 He thinks he can flash those hazel eyes
和自以為是的小微笑 and that smug little smile...
就能讓我落網 And just reel me back in again.
-讓你落網 -沒錯 - Reel you back in? - Yeah.
-像海鱸魚一樣 -惡心 - Like a sea bass. - Ew.
我知道 就是惡心 I know. Exactly.
我們這么辦 Here's what we do.
直接走向房子 We head straight to the house...
自信滿滿 魅力四射 looking confident and radiant...
這樣荷伯特就能好好看看 So Hobart gets a good look at everything
自己錯過什么了 怎么樣 he missed out on, okay?
-好 -我真高興自己穿了好的牛仔褲 - Okay. - I'm so glad I wore my good jeans.
-準備好趾高氣揚了嗎 -準備好了 - Ready to strut? - I think so.
-嗯 -那他要是想和我們說話怎么辦 - Hmm. - But what if he tries to talk to us?
-我們無視他 -收到 - We ignore him. - Got it.
趾高氣揚加無視 Strut and ignore.
很不錯 保持住 Keep up the good work.
-借過 -啊 - Excuse me. - Oh!
不錯 碧 一氣呵成 Good, Bea. Real smooth.
怎么樣 碧翠絲 How are you doing there, Beatrice?
-你有點... -沒有 - You got a little... - No.
你們得注意交通 女士們 You gotta watch out for that cross traffic, ladies.
這是趕著去哪啊 What's the rush?
我們無視你 We're ignoring you.
為什么啊 Now, why would you wanna do that?
這樣就不會像海鱸魚一樣落網 So nobody gets reeled in like a sea bass.
像魚一樣嗎 Oh! Like the fish?
這樣啊 那我們保證不會那樣 Huh. Well, we'll make sure that doesn't happen.
不過要是能和你碧姨聊聊 But it would be nice to find some time
那也很不錯 to catch up with your aunt Bea.
我們剛剛聊過了 借過 I think we just did. Excuse us.
繼續趾高氣揚 碧姨 Keep struttin', aunt Bea.
你做得很棒 You're doing good.
喂 蕾蒙娜 Hey, Ramona!
我那輛車該好好洗洗了 你覺得呢 That jeep of mine could sure use a wash, don't you think?
那東西在車庫里呆了十五年了 The poor thing's been sitting in the garage for 15 years now,
對吧 碧 Bea?
洗它要多少錢 How much to hose her off?
五十美元 Fifty dollars.
五十 不 不 不 不 Fifty d... No. No, no, no.
不 我絕對不會這么占你便宜 No, I would never take advantage of you like that,
蕾蒙娜 Ramona.
這車是我的驕傲 我的快樂之源 That jeep is my pride and joy.
你來洗的話 還是霉味的手洗 For you to wash it, and a "delishus" custom hand-wash at that...
我必須 I'm gonna have to insist on, uh...
我不知道 要不 一百塊怎么樣 I don't know... an even... hundred bucks?
真的嗎 Really?
是啊 真的 一分也不會少 Yeah. Really. Not a penny less.
一百美元嗎 One hundred dollars?
沒錯 Yeah.
不過 只有一個小小的條件 Oh, just, uh, one little condition.
碧要和我聊天 Bea gets to chat with me.
我們可以坐在車里 像以前洗車那樣 Yeah, we can sit inside, like the old car washes.
你覺得呢 碧 What do you say, Bea?
我說過的 聊聊會很不錯 Like I said, it'd be nice to catch up.
求你了 求你了 求你了 Please, please, please.
你能洗多快 How fast can you wash his car?
-女士請 -我已經開始后悔了 - Milady. - Huh. I'm regretting this already.
在這 時間仿佛凝固了 It's like time stood still in here.
我覺得回到了高中 I'd swear I was back in high school.
美好的舊日時光 The good old days.
我不介意重溫一下 I wouldn't mind going back for a while.
也許我能 了解一下我哪搞砸了 Maybe I could, you know, figure out where I messed up.
陳年老事 我不在乎了 Oh, ancient history. I've moved on.
嗯 我看也是 Yeah, I'd say.
閃開 大情圣 Back off, Romeo.
我覺得她喜歡我 I think she likes me.
可別這么指望 Don't bet on it.
別心軟 碧姨 Stay cool, aunt Bea.
我幾星期后要去阿拉斯加 So I' be heading off to Alaska in a few weeks.
等把事辦好 我就做回老本行 After I get this thing up and running, I am back on the road...
幾年內都在你頭發之外了[遠離你了] and out of your hair for the next few years.
替我頭發感謝你 Well, my hair thanks you.
你賄賂我侄女來和我說話 But it was inspired of you...
這招可真行 款爺 bribing my niece just to talk to me, Mr. Moneybags.
一百元還算便宜 Well, a hundred bucks is a bargain.
為你 我愿付更多 Between you and me, I was willing to go much higher.
真的嗎 時代真是不同了 Oh, really? Times have changed.
這話竟是那個在我16歲花季時 This from the guy who bought me a ring for my sweet 16...
直接從泡泡糖販賣機買戒指給我的人說的 straight from a gum ball machine.
-是啊 -我甚至得借錢給你買 - Oh, yeah. That's right. - I even had to lend you the quarter.
說實話 我希望那戒指是真的 Let's face it. I wanted that ring to be real.
你一直知道那其實無所謂 You always knew it was disposable.
只要你我在一起就行 Just you and me in a nutshell.
是啊 Yeah.
借過 Coming through. Ooh!
這都是什么 What do we have here?
-"永遠的你我混錄版" -荷伯特 - "You and me forever mix"? - Oh, Hobart!
這是浪漫版的年輕碧翠絲嗎 Could these be the romantic stylings of the young Beatrice?
別放 荷伯特 丟人 Oh, don't play it. oh, Hobart, that's embarrassing.
-拜托別放 -我當然要放 - Please don't play it. - Of course I'm gonna play it.
丟死人了 This is so embarrassing.
閉上眼 把手給我 親愛的
你能感受到我的心跳嗎
你明白嗎 你是否也感覺一樣
我是否只是在做夢 就像著了火
哈維 幫忙 Howie, help!
她要落網了 She's getting reeled in. Whoo!
-哈維 -蕾蒙娜 - Howie! - Ramona!
他要落網了 She's getting reeled in!
荷伯特 想想辦法 Hobart, do something!
我不敢看了 I'm afraid to look.
表層是濕的 他是想沖洗掉 No, no, no. The surface was wet. He tried hosing it off.
怎么才能把它去掉又不損傷底層的漆 How do we get it off without damaging the paint job underneath?
那如果我們送來處理 得要多少錢 And if we bring it in, how much?
大概 Ballpark?
是多少 幾百? What is that, hundreds?
-幾千? -不 看看這人如何 - Thousands? - No. No. Try this guy.
這得花費我們一筆錢了 Well, this is gonna cost us a fortune.
你好 好 我等 Hello. I'd, yes, I'll hold.
真是對不起 I... I'm so sorry.
全是我的錯 It's all my fault.
你道歉嗎 You're sorry?
我道歉才對 因為現在我從遠處看 Uh, I'm sorry, because now that I'm looking at it from a distance...
我意識到我該謝你 I realize that I should be thanking you.
我意思是 看看 它被偽裝了 I mean, look at it. It's- it's camouflaged.
我聽說 冰凍的阿拉斯加地表 And from what I hear, the icy Alaskan terrain looks-
看起來就這樣 looks just like that.
這樣我就能悄悄開到那些北極熊旁 So I can just sneak right up on those polar bears.
都不用下車了 I don 't even have to get out of my jeep.
那我很高興你能喜歡嗎 Well, I 'm- I 'm glad you like it?
-愛死了 -荷伯特 你瘋了嗎 - I love it. - Hey, Hobart, are you crazy?
-你不能就讓它就這樣 -不 - You're not gonna leave it like that. - No, no, no. no, no.
我花錢洗了"霉味"車 I paid for something "delishus,"
看看我得到什么 復活節彩蛋 and look what I got- an easter egg.
你覺得如何 碧 What do you think, Bea?
很配我嗎 That a good look for me?
當然 Sure.
甚至還能顯示出你體恤人的一面 It might even bring out your sensitive side.
下次我們清洗鄰居車庫的錢 Next time we clean the neighbor's garage...
從你零花錢里扣 不從我的了 神童 It's coming out of your allowance, not mine, Picasso.
你的票據 親愛的 For your records, my dear.
現在我的錢比起步時還要少了 Now I have less money than I started with...
我是白手起家的 And I started with zero.
你不如先把注意力集中在自己家 How about you focus on things around the house instead?
比如做個好幫手 和你姐姐和睦相處 Like being a good helper, getting along with your sisters.
我可以喂羅貝塔 媽媽 I can feed Roberta, mommy.
什么都不用擔心 我來喂 Don't worry about a thing. I'll do it.
這是豆 湯匙 變點魔法出來 Here's the peas and a spoon. Work some magic.
這才是我的乖孩子 That's my girl.
看 Ooh, look!
星 際熔巖來了 Here comes the... intergalactic space lava.
蕾蒙娜 她是嬰兒 Ramona, she's an infant.
她不知道星際熔巖是什么 She doesn't know what intergalactic space lava is.
-我也不知道那是什么 -碧祖絲 去你... - I don't even know what that is. - Oh, you butt out, Beez-
我是說 感謝你的建議 Uh, I mean, thank you for your feedback.
我愛聽建議 I love feedback.
愛聽 Love it.
有進展嗎 今天 Any progress today?
是有一些機會 但 Yeah. I, um... I got a couple of leads, but...
我不知自己是否還是做管理層的料 I don't know if I'm executive material anymore.
可能該做點別的了 Could be time to try something else.
-比如什么 -消防員 - Like what? - Fireman! Fireman, fireman.
消防員 Fireman.
我不知道 I don't know.
做些創造性的 You know, something creative.
我以前可是有創造性的人 Uh- I used to be a creative guy.
那... Yeah, well...
如果你能找個既讓你有創造性 If you find a job that pays you to be creative
又讓你開心的工作 and have fun...
你可以把我的簡歷也給他們 Then maybe you can give them my resume too.
明天是畫畫課 Guess what! It's picture day tomorrow.
不錯 Oh! That's good.
看你的畫總是讓我很快樂 Seeing your picture always cheers me up.
我也一樣 Me too.
我保證這會是最好的 And I'll make sure it's the best picture ever, ever.
讓人眼花繚亂 It'll be... dazzling.
正期望如此 We expect nothing less.
說"豆" Say "peas. "
豆 拜托 "peas, please."
媽 我教會羅貝塔吃豆了 Mom, I got Roberta to eat her peas.
可口的豆豆 Yummy peas.
真惡... That is disgus...
我是說 I mean...
多可愛的小妹妹 What a darling iittle sister.
希望有10個這樣的你 I wish there were 1 0 of you.
皇室花生醬 Royal peanut butter.
每罐都有魔力 There's a bit of magic in every jar."
你喜歡嗎 這行當我們得把你整進去 Is that one of your favorites? That's the racket we gotta get you into.
因為這些電視小孩可賺好幾百萬 'cause those TV kids make millions.
碧祖絲 你覺得我能上這樣的廣告嗎 Beezus, do you think I could be in a commercial like that?.
當然 你能做只很棒的青蛙 Sure. You'd make a great frog.
-喂 -別動 快弄完了 - Hey. - Hold still. I'm almost done.
完美極了 是吧 It's picture perfect, right?.
現實點 羅蒙娜 Let's be realistic, Ramona.
這是卷發棒 不是魔法棒 This is a curling iron, not a magic wand.
但總的來說 你從沒這么好看過 But all things considered, I'd say you've never looked better.
愛死了 I love it!
謝謝 碧祖絲 Thanks, Beezus.
[蛙叫] Ribbit!
你媽事情安排這么好 難倒我了 How your mom kept things running so smooth beats me.
爸 既然房間快裝修好了 Dad, since the room's almost done...
你決定是誰的了嗎 Have you decided who's gonna get it for sure?
為何這么問 你知道誰感興趣嗎 Why? You know somebody who's interested?
讓我考慮下 因為我喜歡你的執著 Okay, let me think about it, 'cause I like your persistence.
是的 回答還是不 Yes. The answer's still no.
哇 你真讓人眼花繚亂 親愛的 Wow. You are definitely dazzling, pickle.
-好了 好好上學 開心點 -拜 爸 - All right, go smile big and make us proud. - Bye, dad.
拜 碧祖絲 拜 羅貝塔 Bye, Beezus. bye, Roberta.
我要用這個 So I'm gonna take this...
插在嘴里 讓它看起來就像火焰 And stick it right in the mouth to make it look like fire.
哇 你看起來漂亮極了 Whoa. You look fancy, Susan.
我媽幫我挑的完美套裝 My mother helped me pick out the perfect ensemble.
她是做房地產的 所以她懂點裝扮 She's in real estate, so she knows a little something about presentation.
她也可以幫你 蕾蒙娜 如果你想咨詢的話 She could help you too, Ramona, if you want a consultation.
-我媽讓我選自己的衣服 -我們看得出 - My mom lets me pick out my own clothes. - We can tell.
對不起 你要干什么 Excuse me. What are you doing?
裝彈投葡萄器 學著點 I'm loading my grape-a-pult. Watch and learn.
為何這么做 And what was the purpose of that?
重點是 誰能更棒 The question is, can anybody top it?
見過剝煮雞蛋的正確方法嗎 Have you ever seen the proper way to crack a hard-boiled egg?
需要的話可記筆記 蘇珊 Take notes if you want to, Susan.
說茄子 "Say cheese."
下個 Next.
-說茄子 -待會最好笑得好一點 - Say "cheese." - Better just smile then, nice and big.
下個 Next.
-說茄子 -蛋發嗎 - Say "cheese." - Egg in her hair?
這可是新招 That's a new one.
下個 Next.
-說茄子 -茄子 - Say "cheese." - Cheese.
為何總讓我們說茄子 How come you always tell us to say "cheese"?.
-不膩嗎 -實際上 膩 - Don't you get tired of "cheese"? - As a matter of fact, I do.
下個 Next.
說"豆子" Say... "peas."
就如你以為能安全打開郵件一樣 Just when you thought it was safe to open the mail.
對那個生雞蛋我很抱歉 I'm sorry about that raw egg, kiddo.
我想我真是搞砸了 I guess I really messed that one up.
-我看來就像食人魔 -才沒有 - I look like a troll. - No, you don't.
絕對是 Yeah, she totally does.
也許不是"無敵棒" Hey. Maybe it's not "terrifical. "
但絕對是收藏品 就放我錢包了 But this is definitely a keeper. This is going in my wallet.
來 想幫我折被子嗎 Come on. You wanna help me fold?
我總是把事搞砸 承認吧 我是倒霉鬼 I'd just mess it up, dad. Admit it. I'm a nuisance.
-你不是倒霉鬼 -敏查老師說我是倒霉鬼 - You are not a nuisance. - Mrs. Meacham says I'm a nuisance.
-她可是專家 -你知道我怎么想嗎 - And she's a professional. - You know what I think?
你只是精力過剩 有時泄漏出來 You just have so much energy, sometimes it gets away from you.
我并不是說精力不好 I'm not saying that energy's bad.
只是你得學習怎么控制它 It's just you gotta learn how to control it.
我意思是 老實說 I mean, come on, let's be honest here.
2個月前 你都不信任讓我洗被子 看現在 Two months ago, you couldn't trust me with the laundry, and now?.
-看起來不錯吧 -嗯 - Doesn't that look good? - Yeah.
是吧 你只是得去嘗試 Yeah. All right. You just gotta try, kiddo.
我們要把這轉變過來 We're both gonna turn this around.
不斷嘗試 孩子 Just keep trying, kiddo.
-好 -這才是我的寶貝女兒 - Okay. - That's my girl!
讓我們開始吧 要的是行動
生活太慢 不能滿足
某處有東西在吸引
如果現在遲疑 就會受阻
讓我們開始吧 朋友 我的回答就是行動
讓我幫你 Hey. Whoa! Let me help you there.
向著自己的照片舞起來 做好小事
早上好 甜甜圈 Morning doughnut.
從零開始 得不斷努力
如果有夢想 就要去追尋
誰想貼這個 Who would like to put this up?
-這拼出的是什么 -美味的 - And what does that spell? - Delicious.
我會想念你們的 Bye! I'll miss you guys!
拜 蕾蒙娜 Bye Ramona!
甜心 你該來和我們一塊慶祝 Sweetie, you should come and celebrate with us.
-慶祝什么 -你一直這么努力 - What am I celebrating? - Well, you've been working so hard...
我們想 你對得到自己的房間會比較興奮 We thought you'd be kind of excited about getting your own room.
倒數 3 2 1 發射 T-minus three, two, one, blastoff!
蕾蒙娜 Ramona!
別這么鬧了 Stop making so much noise.
抱歉 我只是在享受我的新房間 Sorry. I'm just enjoying my new room.
別自鳴得意了 這不禮貌 Stop gloating. It's not polite.
不是在自鳴得意 是在跳床 I'm not gloating. I'm bouncing.
如果想要你的東西 最好現在去拿 Well, if you want your junk, you better go grab it now.
不然全拿去捐贈 Anything left over goes to goodwill.
記得我嗎 蕾蒙娜 Remember me, Ramona? Baa!
-停 -救命 - Stop! - Help me!
還我 Give it back.
覺得如何 So, what do you think?
別靠近了 Uh. That's far enough.
搗蛋鬼莫入 This is a no-pest zone.
誰稀罕你 還有你愚蠢的青春期房間 Well, who needs you... or your dumb teenager room?
-我自己喜歡就行 -你當然是 - I like it by myself. - Uh-huh. Sure you do.
當熄燈時 你會開始想到 When the lights go out, and then you start thinking...
那些聲音和怪物 About all the noises and the monsters...
那時你會想到檢查床底... And then you realize you didn't check underyour bed...
卻不夠仔細... not carefully...
別來敲我的門 Don't come knocking on my door.
如果你能逃到這的話 If you make it that far.
滑行的怪獸 Slithering beast...
專吃成績差的搗蛋鬼 That feeds on pests with bad report cards.
挑挑剔剔 Picky picky?
蕾蒙娜 快起來 走了 遲到了 Ramona, come on. Let's go. We're late.
爸 生病還有什么相似詞 Dad, what's another word for "sick"?
惡心 嘔吐 Um, queasy? Nauseous?
病得非常重的那種 Like really, really sick?
腹絞痛 Oh. Bilious.
爸 我感覺得了腹絞痛 Dad, I feel bilious.
我覺得現在不是去學校的好時候 I don't think school's a good call right now.
你穿西裝 要去面試嗎 Oh. You're in a suit. Do you have an interview?
嗯 但有必要的話我可以不去 Well, yeah, but I can change it if we have to.
你是覺得暈眩還是疼痛 Are you queasy sick or achy sick?.
現在感覺好點了 Well, I'm kind of feeling better now.
確定嗎 You sure?
那走吧 我們 似乎只剩60秒了 Okay, well, let's go. We got, like, 60 seconds.
快 就像消防員一樣 Fast, like a fireman.
59 58 Fifty-nine, 58...
57 快 57- come on.
56 55 Fifty-six, 55-
-拜 爸 -拜 - Bye, dad! - Bye!
蕾蒙娜 你一定要看這個 來 Hey, Ramona! You've gotta see this. Come on.
-什么 -來 快來快來 - What? - Come on. Come on, come on, come on.
這里 看這個 Here. Check this out.
-荷伯特 -什么 - Hobart! - Yeah?
注意挖的地方 Mind where you're digging.
那下面是我們的噴水管 We've got sprinkler pipes down there.
原來這就是我老鏟到的東西 Oh, is that what I keep hitting?
別擔心 媽 放松 沒事 Don't worry, mom. Relax. It's okay.
-感謝你的話 -你覺得他在干嗎 - Good talk. - What do you think he's doing?
可能是通往伊斯坦堡的秘密通道 Maybe he's digging a secret tunnel to Istanbul.
一條間諜網正從你自家的后院通過 A spy network right through your very own backyard.
也可能這房子建在一座古老墳地上 Or maybe this house was built on an old burial ground...
而我正在釋放一個古老的詛咒 And I'm unlocking an ancient curse.
公開招聘 意思每人都能去面試嗎 Open call? That means anybody can audition, right?
蕾蒙娜 他們不是誰都要 他們要一個公主 Ramona, they don't want just anybody. They want a princess.
-一百萬美元 -拿出你的樂器 很好 - A million dollars. - Take out your instruments. Good.
對 找個座位 孩子們 Right. Grab a seat, kids.
別瞎玩了 開始彈奏 Let's shake this rust out and start jammin'.
1 2 3 4 One, two, three, four.
你們不錯 Yeah! Yeah, you guys are tight!
蕾蒙娜 Ramona!
你干嘛 Why did you do that?
情不自禁 它們太吸引人了 I can't help it. They're mesmerizing.
但你從幼兒園就這樣 這借口老了 But you've been doing it since kindergarten, and it's getting old.
聽著 我知道在家里肯定很難受 Look, I know things must be rough at home...
但別發泄到我卷發上 But don't take it out on my curls.
好 大伙停一下 不錯 Okay. Hold on a second, guys. That was good.
差不多成歌了 That was almost the song.
那么 吉他手 快速練習下 其他人休息5分鐘 So, um, guitars, quick rehearsal. Everybody else, take five.
蕾蒙娜 Ramona!
那么說什么意思 在家中很難受 What was that about? "Rough at home"?
-你爸丟了工作 不是嗎 -也許 - Well, your dad lost his job, didn't he? - Maybe.
當人們丟了工作 家人就開始打架 Look, when people lose their jobs, you know, they start fighting...
然后就離婚 賣掉房子 And then they get a divorce and sell their houses.
書上說的 往好處想 蕾蒙娜 It's textbook. Look at the bright side, Ramona.
我是說 我爸被解雇后 我媽賣掉她的房子 I mean, after my dad got laid off, my mom sold her house...
搞了個房地產證 所以也有好的一面 Got a real estate license, so there's a plus.
然后我爸搞了輛新車 搬到塔科馬去了 And then my dad got a new car and moved to Tacoma.
塔科馬? Tacoma?
蘇珊 我非常抱歉 Susan, I'm so sorry.
現在到我生日時 他們都給我支票 所以挺不錯 Well, now on my birthdays, they both give me checks, so it works out.
好的 Okay.
蕾蒙娜 請你坐下好嗎 Hey, Ramona?. Would you mind taking your seat again?.
你在窗戶邊干什么 What are you doing by the window there?.
我... I was...
我想知道 塔科馬在哪 I was wondering, where is Tacoma?.
-我想吐 -孩子啊 - Repulsive. - Oh, boy.
好了 你們可以去吃午飯了 Right. You can all go to iunch now.
蕾蒙娜 你為什么穿著睡衣 Are you... Ramona, why are you wearing pajamas?.
因為消防員都這么穿 'Cause firemen do it that way?.
我明白了 I see.
你在外套里穿著睡衣 把雞蛋弄到頭發上 Well, pajamas under your clothes and eggs in your hair.
你和你老爸還一起蓋新房子 You and your father are breaking new ground together.
坐好了 You get comfortable in there.
拜托 Come on.
拜托 Come on!
你開玩笑吧 You're kidding me.
試試這張 不 那張不行 Try this one. Okay. no, no. That's no good.
我覺得這張能用 I think this one's gonna be good.
今天的面試怎么樣 老爸 How'd the interview go today, daddy?
護士給我打電話 我不得不取消面試 Well, I had to cancel the interview when the nurse called.
還可以找別的工作 But there's other jobs out there.
我們可不能被一個壞日子擊倒 Hey, we're not gonna let one bad day get us down.
咱們來干點...特別的事情 Let's do somethin'... really special.
就你和我 你想干什么 好好想想 Just me and you. What would you like to do? Think big.
你還記得我們去華盛頓州時經過的大橋嗎 Well, you know that big bridge we took when we went to Washington state?.
-記得 -我一直想站在橋中間 - Yeah. - I've always wanted to stop in the middle...
一只腳站在俄勒岡州 一只腳站在華盛頓州 And have one foot in Oregon and one in Washington.
那樣的話我的雙腿就會有雙重身份 That way my legs have dual citizenship.
我喜歡這想法 I like it.
有意思 很有趣的想法 That's interesting. Interesting notion.
但不太可行 因為車壞了 Not practical because the car's kaput...
但你的想法不錯 But you're on the right track.
我是說 這想法很大膽 還不用花錢 I mean, it's bold, it's daring, it's fairly inexpensive.
來吧 來說個別的 Come on. Give me... what else?.
我們可以把它畫出來 We could draw it.
我有辦法了 Oh! I've got an idea.
咱們來畫一幅世界上最長的畫 Let's me and you draw the iongest picture in the world.
怎么樣 What do you think?
好了 Okay.
我要畫咱們家 畫哈維的家 I'm gonna draw our house, and then I'm gonna draw Howie's house...
畫學校 畫胡德山 And school and mount Hood...
畫我能看見的所有的東西 And everything else as far as I can see.
老爸 Daddy?
我覺得你比世界上任何人畫的都好 I think you draw better than anybody in the whole world.
謝謝你 淘氣鬼 Oh. well, thank you, pickle.
你知道嗎 我以前是學藝術的 You know, I studied art back in the day, as they say.
發生了什么事 What happened?.
你也收到了糟糕的成績單嗎 Did you get a bad report card?.
沒有 No.
碧祖絲出生了 Beezus came along.
然后我找了份最好的工作 你不知道吧 Then I took the best job I could, and before you know it...
我過去是副總裁 I was a vice president.
-然后我就出生了嗎 -是的 - Then I came along?. - Yep. that's right.
然后是羅貝塔 And then Roberta.
但我不后悔 你們讓我的生活變的豐富多彩 But I wouldn't change a thing. You girls make my life very colorful.
碧祖絲 Hi. hey, Beezus.
-想走回家嗎 -當然 - Wanna walk home?. - Sure.
太好了 Cool.
你啊 Oh, man.
咱們小時候 我覺得你爸就像... When we were kids, I thought your dad was, like,
就像利凱特街的國王 The king of lckitat street.
你還記得在我家后院找東西吃的大猩猩嗎 Do you remember that gorilla hunt in my backyard...
它弄的我們不得不在帳篷里 When he made us set up the tents and wait there all night...
與香蕉和蝴蝶待了一晚上 With bananas and butterfly nets?.
最后你還搞的滿頭發香蕉 You ended up with mashed bananas in your hair.
我搞的滿身都是野葛 I had poison ivy all over me.
但那也是 But it was also-
-那個夏天我們最快樂的時光 -同意 - the best time we had that whole summer. - Hands down.
是啊 可他不像以前那么有趣了 Yeah, well, he's not as funny these days.
為什么 出什么事了 Why?. What's going on?.
幾周前 他失業了 He lost his job a few weeks ago...
為了不讓我們擔心 他裝的滿不在乎 And he acts like he's not worried, for our sake,
但我看得出他很煩惱 but I can tell he is.
他應該煩惱 And he should be.
如果他找了份自己不喜歡的工作怎么辦 What if he doesn't get something that he likes?.
如果他為了我們 找一份 What if he has to settle for something that he hates...
他討厭的工作怎么辦 Because of... us?.
碧祖絲 這是很大件事 Beezus, that's a big deal.
-你為什么不告訴我 -我不知道 - Why didn't you tell me?. - I don't know.
我不知道 有時咱們之間的感覺很不同 I don't know. Sometimes... things feel different between us.
不像以前那樣能隨意和你交談 知道嗎 Like it's not as easy to talk to you as it used to be, you know?.
是啊 我猜 是有一點 Yeah. yeah, I guess. A iittle.
-我不是不想和你說話 -不用解釋 我明白 - It's not that I don't want to talk to you... - No, no. I get you.
-只是感覺不一樣了 -不一樣了 - It's just very different. - Different.
是啊 Exactly.
天吶 Oh, gosh.
謝謝 Thank you.
你應該把扣子扣上 You should probably button that.
是啊 很高興有些事永遠不會改變 Yeah. It's good to know some things never change.
因為我的上一次演講不太好 Since my last report had some holes in it...
敏查老師讓我從做一次 Mrs. Meacham gave me a do-over.
所以請讓我向你們展示 So, may I present to you...
世界上最長的畫卷 The iongest picture in the world.
不好意思 那些歐洲教堂里的畫呢 Excuse me, but what about the paintings in those big churches in Europe?
我的意思是 難道那些不長嗎 I mean, aren't they longer?.
長啊 但那是歐洲 Yeah, but that's Europe.
我可是在說整個世界 I mean, I 'm talkin' about the whole world.
蘇珊 你可以一會再評論 Susan, you may save your comments for later.
蕾蒙娜 繼續吧 Ramona, go ahead.
這是我爸爸和我一起畫的 My dad made this with me.
他年輕的時候 本可以選擇成為一個藝術家 He could have been an artist when he was younger...
但他選擇了當我爸爸 But he decided to be my dad.
他還教我怎么畫 這說明他很有耐心 And he's teaching me how to draw, too, which means he's patient.
P-a-t-i-e-n-t P-a-t-i-e-n-t?
你們真的需要近點看 所以請過來欣賞吧 But you really need to see it close up, so come and enjoy the view.
誰能在畫上看見自己 Who can see themselves in here?.
"尋找波特蘭的公主" Uh, "Looking for a princess in portland"?.
貼上商標 他們會找我的 Branding. They' eat it up.
是嗎 Yeah?.
他們看到這個才會 Well, wait till they see this.
每個公主都需要一些閃光點 Every princess needs a iittle sparkle.
把這個混在一起 Just mix this up.
咱們有三個女兒 咱們得現實點 We have three little girls. We have to be realistic.
-我不能再等10年了 -那解決不了問題 - I can 't wait another 10 years of my life. - It's not settling!
孩子們怎么辦 她們要上學 咱們還得還貸款 But what about the kids? They've got school, we got the mortgage.
難以置信 Unbelievable.
等等 Wait!
好了 黏黏剔剔 Okay there, sticky Picky.
我知道你老了 可今晚這是我的床 走吧 I know you're old and creaky, too, but this is my bed tonight. Come on.
好嗎 走吧 走吧 Okay? Come on. Come on.
好孩子 Good man.
老爸 是挑挑剔剔 Dad, it's picky Picky.
爸爸 你會和媽媽離婚嗎 Dad, are you and mom getting a divorce?
不會 No.
這只是晚間暫停時間 This is like a time-out for the night.
明天早上我們會和好如初 Come on. We' both be happily married in the morning.
-去睡覺吧 -好 - Mwah! go to bed. - Okay.
老爸 別擔心 Dad, don't worry.
一切都會好起來的 Things are gonna change for us.
我有個計劃 I have a plan.
現在我擔心了 Now I am worried.
看啊 媽媽 是冰激凌人 Look, mom! It's the ice cream man!
尋找公主 皇家花生醬今日試鏡
你確信你想參加嗎 Hey. you sure this is what you want?.
-多謝你開車送我 坎普先生 -不客氣 - Thanks for the ride, Mr. Kemp. - No problem.
如果你愿意 你可以叫我荷伯特 You know, you are allowed to call me Hobart if you want.
謝謝 坎普先生 咱們只是生意關系 No, Thank you, Mr. Kemp. This is strictly a business relationship.
-好吧 -說的好 - Okay. - Wow! Good for you.
-是啊 -至少還有一個人能克制自己 - Right. - At least one of us is showing a little restraint.
-祝你好運 超級明星 -好的 - Break a leg, superstar. - Okay.
下一位是 露比·赫許 Next is Ruby Hirsch.
蘇珊 Hey, Susan.
你看上去真棒 Wow. You look great.
你好 蕾蒙娜 Hello, Ramona.
蘇珊 公主怎么能不帶王冠呢 Susan! How could you be a princess without your tiara?.
-你好 柯什納太太 -你好 蕾蒙娜 - Hi, Mrs. Kushner. - Hello, Ramona.
好了 咱們走吧 這樣就漂亮了 Okay. let's go. That looks beautiful.
抱歉 碧姨 我需要個王冠 Excuse me! Aunt Bea, I need a tiara!
開這輛車可得鼓足勇氣呀 It takes a real man to be able to drive around in this.
對了 我和我的出版商談過了 Oh, by the way, I talked to my publisher.
他在安克雷奇給我找了個公寓 He found me an apartment in Anchorage.
很寬敞 而且窗外風景很美 Very spacious. Got great views.
臥室是雙人的 Room for two.
好吧 Well.
也許你能找頭北極熊抱著 Maybe you can find a nice polar bear to cuddle up with.
阿拉斯加很好玩的 碧 Eh, Alaska could be fun, Bea.
那是為數不多的美麗邊境 你也知道吧 I mean, it is still the last great frontier. You know that, right?.
而且 只需要承擔兩年的義務 Plus, it's only a two-year commitment.
你以前可從不承擔義務 Commitment was never your thing.
好吧 那不公平 Okay. Now, that's just not fair.
碧 你得給我個機會 拜托了 Bea, you've gotta give me a chance here. Come on.
我花了10年的時間環游世界 I've been traveling the world for over 10
就是想把你忘掉 years trying to get you out of my head.
-可你知道嗎 -什么 - And you know what?. - What?.
我做不到 It ain't workin'.
我回來并不是為了這吉普車 而是為了你 I didn't come here for this stupid jeep. I came here for you.
和我一起走吧 Come with me.
下一個是... Next is...
蕾蒙娜·昆比 Ramona Quimby.
上帝啊 那是你的王冠嗎 My goodness. That's quite the tiara you have there.
是我在停車場設計的 I designed it in the parking lot.
好吧 告訴我 你為什么來 So tell me, why are you here today?.
因為我爸爸告訴我 商業廣告都是騙人的 'Cause my dad says that commercials are the racket to be in.
轉個圈 Hmm. Twirl.
轉個圈 Twirl.
好了 謝謝 蕾蒙娜 Okay. Thank you, Ramona.
別動 Don't move.
芒刺做成的王冠 A tiara made of burrs?
在我摔進那該死的三明治之前 It would have worked, dad,
一切都挺順利 until I fell into their stupid sandwich.
三明治 Sandwich?
-我不問了 -你剪得太快了 - I won't even ask. - ow! You're doing it too fast!
因為我晚了 蕾蒙娜 要遲到了 'Cause I'm iate, Ramona. Very late.
抱歉 Sorry.
看上去怎么樣 是不是很時髦 How's it look? Kinda trendy?
是啊 這也算一種時髦吧 Oh. Yes, well, that's one way of putting it.
聽好了 女士們 Listen up, ladies.
我要開兩個小時的車 才能到面試的地方 I got a two-hour drive to get to this interview...
所以在你們媽媽回來前 你們要照顧家里 So I need you to be responsible till your mom gets home.
你們有她辦公室的電話 如果有麻煩... You have her number at the office if there's a problem...
但要記住 她壓力很大 所以不要打架 But remember, she 's under a lot of stress, so no fighting, okay?
碧祖絲你來管家 嬰兒監護器 Beezus, you're in charge. Baby monitor.
為什么總是她管家 How come she 's always in charge?
你沒看見你的頭發嗎 Um, have you seen your hair lately?.
想想你會把房子弄成什么樣吧 Imagine what you'd do to our house.
你們要聽話 特別是你 Just try to be good... especially you.
再見 Bye!
特別是你 "Especially you. "
蕾蒙娜 我可不覺得你做頓晚飯 Ramona, I don't think making dinner
就能讓媽媽忽視你的頭發 is gonna distract mom from your hair.
值得一試 It's worth a shot.
昆比家 你好 亨利 Quimby residence. Oh, hi, Henry.
我不確定碧祖絲是不是可以接電話 I'm not sure if Beezus is available.
-給我電話 住口 給我 -她可能在浴室 - Give it to me! Stop! Give it to me! - She could be in the bathroom.
-滾開 混蛋 -等等 你剛才說什么 - Go away, you jerk! - Wait. what did you say?.
不 沒說你 亨利 No, not you, Henry!
你開了揚聲器 壞蛋 You put him on speaker, doofus!
-我是碧祖絲 我愛亨利 -閉嘴 - I'm Beezus! I love Henry! - Shut up!
我是不是該過會再打 Should I call back later?.
不用 我需要你 No! I want you!
我的意思是 我想現在和你說話 I mean, I wanna talk to you right now,
所以不用掛 so now is a good time!
-好的 -下去 - Okay. - Get off!
我的熱狗酥 My hot dog souffle!
住手 Stop!
蕾蒙娜 Ramona!
蕾蒙娜 躲開 Ramona, move!
停下 住手 把它扔掉 Stop! stop that! Drop it!
-不 -我說了 把它扔掉 - No! - I said, drop it!
你總是不知悔改 是不是 You will never change, will you?.
有那么一會 我還以為你真的長大了 For a moment there, I actually thought that you were maturing...
可你一直是個小討厭 But you will always be a little pest!
-我去看看她 -不 不用了 - I' go get her. - No! Just stop!
什么也別管了 Stop touching everything!
只要是你插手的事情 總會變糟 Everything that you touch you mess up...
包括我的愛情生活 Including my love life.
你有愛情生活了嗎 You have a love life?
去喂你的貓吧 別來煩我 Just feed the cat and leave me alone!
喂 Uh, hello?.
好了 我現在要掛了 Okay. I'm gonna hang up now.
挑挑剔剔 Picky picky?.
該吃晚餐了 It's dinnertime.
來吧 Come on.
咱們來聊聊 Let's talk.
醒醒 Wake up.
醒醒 小懶貓 Wake up, lazy bum.
碧祖絲 Beezus!
碧祖絲 Beezus?
我本以為他在睡覺 可不是 I thought he was asleep, but he's not.
又怎么了 What now?.
他死了 He's dead.
挑挑剔剔死了 Picky picky's dead.
別擔心 媽媽快回來了 她知道該怎么辦 Don't worry. Mom will be home soon. She' know what to do.
不 還記得爸爸說的話嗎 No. Remember what dad said?.
我們現在不能再給媽媽添麻煩了 We can't make any trouble for mom now.
好的 Okay.
他在咱們之前 就是昆比家的一員了 碧祖絲 He was a Quimby before we were, Beezus.
挑挑剔剔 16歲 一只好貓
挑挑剔剔 Picky picky...
我希望你有九條命 I hope you have nine lives.
也許明天 And maybe tomorrow...
你可以醒來去當別人家的貓 You can wake up as somebody else's cat...
開始新的生命 Start a new life.
我希望他們能時不時的喂你甜瓜皮 I really hope they feed you melon rind sometimes.
我知道你喜歡吃 I know you like that.
我覺得有件事很重要... I think it's important...
你知道的... That you know...
爸爸是假裝忘記了你的名字 Dad was just pretending to forget your name.
他一直記得你的名字 He always knew it.
他真的很愛你 He really did love you.
我們會想你的 挑挑剔剔 We' miss you, picky picky.
好了 It's okay.
你們倆自己處理的這些事嗎 You girls had to handle all this tonight by yourselves?
對不起 I'm sorry.
我們沒事 媽媽 We're okay, mom.
我怎么這么幸運 有你們兩個勇敢的女兒 How did I get so lucky to have two brave girls iike you?
我回來了 I'm home!
我們有事要告訴你 We have some news.
我也有 我得到工作了 So do l. I got the job.
什么 What?
很好的職位 Great position.
在俄勒岡州東部 Start-up in eastern Oregon.
你們覺得怎么樣 How do you girls feel about that?
等等 要搬到那住嗎 Wait. To live there?
那咱們的房子怎么辦 But what about the house?
我們可以去那買新的 We' get a new one there.
你們有什么事 What's your news?.
沒什么事 Nothing.
蕾蒙娜 Ramona?
你今晚能和我一起睡嗎 Will you sleep in here with me tonight?
我還沒準備好接受新學校... I'm not ready for a new school...
和新伙伴 with all new kids.
我也是 Me neither.
你不會有問題的 But you' do fine.
你從不會像我這么囧 You don't always embarrass yourself like I do.
你是學校里最可愛最完美的姑娘 You're the most prettiest, perfect girl in high school...
大家都喜歡你 And everybody loves you.
蕾蒙娜 他們并不真正了解我 Ramona, those people don't know who I am, really.
全校只有一個人能真正了解我 There's only one person in that whole school who really knows me.
-亨利嗎 -正是 - Henry? - Yeah.
他花了十五年時間來了解我 And that took 15 years.
還有誰愿意浪費十五年來了解我呢 Who else is gonna wanna waste 15 years getting to know me?
我愿意 I would.
蕾蒙娜 Ramona...
我知道你認為與眾不同是件壞事 I know that you think being different is bad...
但并不是這樣 But it's not.
你從不依樣畫葫蘆 You don't worry about coloring inside the lines, you know?
是嗎 Huh?
你很有個性 You're your own person.
從不在意別人怎么看你 You don't care what other people think.
真的很勇敢 It's brave being how you are.
是嘛 Oh.
不過 Well...
有時我也會照著樣子畫 Sometimes I color inside the lines.
得看是什么畫兒了 It really depends on the picture.
是啊 Yeah.
好了 看上去如何呀 All right. So, how does this look?
太棒啦 真的 It's perfect. Yeah, it's great.
為什么偏要選蘇珊的媽媽 Why does it have to be Susan's mom?.
寶貝 她是個很好的房產經紀人 She's supposed to be a very good agent, sweetheart.
太棒啦 哈哈 That's great. Ta-da!
蕾蒙娜 不來幫忙嗎 時間很緊呢 Aren't you gonna help us, Ramona? We only have a few hours to do this.
我可不想幫忙賣房 I don't wanna help sell the house.
我要保衛我的家 I wanted to save it.
走之前要把這些坑填上嗎 Are you gonna fill these holes before you go?
哈維想這么干 Howie wants to do it.
為什么不讓你的男友荷伯特來幫忙 Why don't you get your boyfriend Hobart to help?
-他喜歡挖坑 -真的嗎 - He likes to dig. - Isn't that the truth?
現在又希望我和他一起去阿拉斯加 Now he wants me to go with him to Alaska.
昨晚他還送了玫瑰花 Last night, he sent roses.
阿拉斯加 你答應他了嗎 Alaska? Did you say yes?
我確實被吸引了 I mean, I was tempted...
不過如果真要我改變整個生活 But if I 'm gonna uproot my entire life...
就得給點具體承諾才行 I need some real sign of commitment.
-我很遺憾 碧 -哦不 沒事兒 - I'm sorry, Bea. - Oh, no. Don't be.
我們吵了一架 現在他又跑了 We had our fight, and now he's running away again.
很久以來 我這么嚴重的心碎都承受了 In the long run, I saved myself a massive heartache...
現在這小小的悲傷打不倒我 And just replaced it with a... small one.
蕾蒙娜 幫忙用管子澆澆水 Ramona, grab a hose and help out, okay?.
生活糟透了 但我們還是要打理好小花園 I know life stinks, but we still have to make the yard look good.
寶貝 一切會好的 抬頭前進吧 Everything will be okay, babe. Onwards and upwards.
真有趣兒 Oh, I see! Very funny.
誰干的 碧嗎 精彩 Who did that? Bea? That's just adorable.
有風度 碧 真是有風度 Classy, Bea. very classy.
我得進去換衣服才是 Now I gotta go inside and change all my clothes.
真不錯 Real nice.
碧 Bea.
寶貝 我澆玫瑰來著 它們需要水吶 That's for the roses, sweetheart. They need water.
好啊 很好 滿分 Oh! There it is! Exhibit "A"!
原來你這班級丑角從來沒變過 The class clown hasn't changed at all!
是嗎 Oh, really?.
對 確實這樣 Okay. That's how it is, huh?
哈維 薇拉·珍 Howie! Willa Jean!
媽媽 Mom!
女士們 快來幫我 Ladies, I need backup!
-用水管 -來啦來啦 - Find a garden hose! - Okay. Come on.
我咒你凍死在阿拉斯加 I hope you get frostbite in Alaska!
勇敢點兒 薇拉·珍 Be strong. Be strong, Willa Jean.
勇敢地上吧 Be strong!
打倒她們 Get 'em!
嘿嘿 怎么樣 爽吧 Yeah! Now what?. Now what?
碧姨 Aunt Bea!
-走 走 -別跑 別跑 - Go, go, go! - Hey, wait, wait, wait.
我們贏啦 贏啦 I think we won. I think we won!
慶祝一下 哈哈哈 Give me some! Whoo-hoo!
干得好 伙計們 你們真狂野 Nice job, you guys. You were animals!
看看到底該誰哭吧 Look who's crying now!
我的水管 早就提醒過你了 My pipes! I told you, my pipes!
-他們在喊什么呀 -美化環境 - What's all the shouting about?. - Landscaping.
啊呀 Oh!
怎么了 What?
荷伯特是對的 是個古老的詛咒 Hobart was right! It's an ancient curse!
什么東西 What?
我就知道它在這附近 I knew it was around here somewhere!
碧 快來看 來看 Bea! Bea, come here. come here.
來來來 快來 Come here, come here, come here, come here.
碧翠絲 我很多年前埋下了這寶貝 Oh, Beatrice, I buried this baby a long time ago...
計劃著等哪天準備好了再挖出來 And I figured I'd find it again someday when I was ready.
還許愿有一天能重新整理 I still wish that I could go back and fix...
我們年輕時收集的這些傻玩意兒 all the stupid things I did when we were younger.
這些是我盡力收集的了 I guess this is as close as I can get.
你都還留著嗎 You kept all this stuff?
是呀 Yeah.
這是我的泡泡糖戒指 That's my gum ball ring.
碧 沒你陪著我哪兒也不想去 Bea, I don't want to go anyplace else without you.
我愛你 I love you.
嫁給我好嗎 Will you marry me?
你愿意嗎 You will?
討厭 Guts!
我腦袋暈暈的呢 My head is spinning!
我們好瘋狂 應該去法院注冊下才對 We must be crazy! We' have to go to the courthouse and make it official.
才不要去破法院呢 No, we ain't goin' to no stinking courthouse.
假如要瘋狂 也要干得有品味 If we're gonna do something crazy, we're gonna do it with style.
我們要辦場真正的婚禮 We're gonna throw a real wedding.
-三天內要趕到阿拉斯加哦 -時間足夠 - Honey, they want you in Alaska in three days. - That's plenty of time.
好 不過教堂和婚宴呢... Sure. But what about a church or food...
還有禮服呢 Or, say, a wedding dress?
穿我的吧 你不是老說喜歡嘛 You can use mine. You always said you liked it.
-改一下式樣就行 -這主意我喜歡 - We can just alter it. - Yeah! see? I like that idea.
-就這么辦 -還要點歌 蕾蒙娜 - There you go! - Hand-me-downs. It never ends, Ramona.
對 找支樂隊來幫忙宣傳 Yeah. We get the word out, we book a band...
嘭 我們結婚啦 Boom- We got a wedding!
大家可以自帶吃的和坐椅 People can bring their own food, their own chairs.
我們準備愛情和伴娘就可以啦 All we need is a little love and a few bridesmaids.
我一直想當伴娘 Oh! I 've always wanted to be a bridesmaid.
沒問題 還有人想當嗎 Ah! Well, that was easy. Anybody else?.
-蕾蒙娜 -怎么樣 肯賞光嗎 - Ramona? Ramona? - What do you say?. Will you do us the honor?
蕾蒙娜 Ramona?
海鱸魚 Sea bass!
-什么 -是個秘密笑話 喂喂 - See what?. - Oh, it's an inside joke. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
你說過你不會落網的 You said you wouldn't get reeled in.
你說過要永遠陪著我 You said I would always have you around!
蕾蒙娜 給我回來道歉 Hey, Ramona? Get back here and apologize.
寶貝兒 我要和你談談 Honey, please come talk to me.
有放鋼琴的地方 You have room for a piano.
還有這個嵌入式書桌 非常精巧 Also, look at this built-in desk. It's fabulous.
這兒 Here.
-蕾蒙娜 -四下里看看 好嗎 - Ramona? - Stuff that's to go around here, right?.
蕾蒙娜 Ramona!
救命 Help, anybody!
-蕾蒙娜 -救命呀 - Oh, Ramona! - Whoa, whoa!
-我扶住你了 寶貝小心 -抓緊 - Got you! I got you! Come on, honey. - Okay. Hold on.
扶住你啦 We got you!
嘻嘻 看到你的內褲啦 We saw your underpants.
有完沒完啊 Hey, enough.
夠了 不許再嘲笑了 都出去 Hey, enough. Stop the teasing. Go outside.
一向如此 謝謝 Happens all the time. Thank you.
好了 蕾蒙娜 就這樣了 Okay, Ramona, that's it.
你的小把戲必須停止了 These antics of yours gotta stop right now.
你給我們的生活帶來了太多麻煩 You're making our iives really difficult.
我認為是增添色彩呢 爸爸 I thought I made it colorful, dad.
至少在剛剛的房子展示中不是 來吧 Not in the middle of our open house. Come on!
你說過要變得有責任心 該長大啦 You said you were gonna be more responsible. It's time to grow up.
爸爸 我一直在努力呀 Dad, can't you see I'm trying?
-還得更努力才是 -爸爸 - Well, you gotta try harder. - Dad?
-敏查老師想和你講電話 -好 - Mrs. Meacham's on the phone. She needs to talk to you. - Oh, great.
現在該怎么辦 What now?
甜心 Sweetie.
-蕾蒙娜 你爸爸只是... -媽媽 - Ramona, your father was just... - Mom!
我九歲了 有權拒絕不喜歡的事 I 'm nine years old. I think I can tell when I'm not wanted.
我只是想離開 I just have to run away.
-蕾蒙娜 別犯傻 你不會走的 -我會 - Ramona, don't be silly. You're not gonna run away. - No, I mean it.
好吧 我很遺憾 Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
你打算離開多久 How long will you be gone?
我是指如果有人這么問你 I mean, just in case people start asking.
永遠 Forever.
好吧 那樣的話你需要個大箱子 Well, in that case, I think you're gonna need a bigger suitcase.
把爸爸的舊毛衣也帶上 Okay. Now, I've added your dad's old sweater.
我可不想你晚上凍著 I don't want you to get cold at night.
有點兒大 不過慢慢就合身了 It's a little big on you now, but you' eventually grow into it.
你還打算刷牙嗎 Oh, and do you plan on brushing your teeth?
這才是我的乖女兒 That's my girl.
我幫你把牙刷牙膏打包了 I packed your toothbrush and your toothpaste.
這樣行嗎 Okay?
要保證一個人的晚上天天刷牙哦 Just promise me that you' brush your teeth every single night.
去吧 There you go.
好好生活 Righty.
別忘了寫信回家 Don't forget to write.
爸爸 Daddy.
上車嗎 Gettin' on or not?.
蕾蒙娜 Ramona?
寶貝 蕾蒙娜 是你嗎 Sweetie? Ramona?
媽媽 M-mom?
-蕾蒙娜 -媽媽 - Ramona? - Mom!
是我 你在哪兒呀 Yes. Where are you?
-聽得到嗎 媽媽 -蕾蒙娜 寶貝 - Can you hear me? Mom? - Ramona, sweetie?.
你故意把箱子弄得好沉 You made my bag heavy on purpose.
不然我還能怎么做 Well, what else was I supposed to do, huh?
沒有了蕾蒙娜 我好失落 I'd be just lost without my Ramona.
對不起 I'm sorry.
我只是以為沒有我會更好 I just thought you all would be better off without me.
你難道以為我們會輕易放棄你嗎 You don't think we'd let you get away that easy, do you?
你是我的寶貴財富 You're a quimby for iife.
希望沒人看到我們 好呆哦 I hope nobody I know sees us out here. We're so weird.
無論生病還是健康 In sickness and in health.
-富貴還是貧困 -富貴還是貧困 - For richer or for poorer. - For richer or for poorer.
我對你的愛始終不渝 And I promise my love to you.
把戒指遞給我好嗎 May I have the rings, please?
拿下來吧 Pull it off.
這個... Well...
大家別慌 只是塑料的啦 Don't panic, folks. It's only plastic.
蕾蒙娜... Ramona...
怎么了 親愛的 Oh. Babe?
是你 Ah. Look at you.
干得漂亮 蕾蒙娜 Nice work, Ramona.
荷伯特 這個 這個... Hobart, that's... that's...
這是真的... That's... that's real.
對 它的四分之一我還欠著貸 Yeah, and I still owe you that quarter.
打算用我的余生慢慢償還 And I'm gonna spend the rest of my life trying to pay it back.
謝謝你 Thank you.
荷伯特 你可以吻新娘了 Hobart, you may kiss the bride.
好了 碧翠絲 All right, Beatrice.
這首歌獻給你和荷伯特 來吧 孩子們 This song is dedicated to you from Hobart. Hey, buddy.
好的 Okay.
一 二 開始 真棒 One, two. There we go. That's good.
-碧祖絲 我在找你 -你好呀 - Hey, Beezus, I 've been looking for you. - Hi.
-婚禮很棒 對嗎 -是呀 - Nice wedding, huh? - Yeah.
碧祖絲 你聽我說 Okay, listen. um, Beezus.
聽說你要搬家了 我太難過了 I know that you're moving, and that's bad.
不過也許也是件好事兒 因為... But in a way it's also good, because...
不然我可能永遠也沒勇氣說出來 I would never have the guts to say this if you weren't.
是這樣... So...
我從沒把你當普通朋友看待 I don't think of you as a friend.
我的意思是 怎么說呢 No, I mean... No. That came out wrong.
我是說 你在我心中一直比朋友更重要 I mean, I think about you, like, a lot, all the time.
只是 你在笑我 It's just- oh, no. You're laughing.
為什么要笑 Why are you laughing?.
對不起 我在聽 只是... Um- no, I'm sorry. I'm listening. I am. It's just...
你衣服上有些東西 You've got something on your shirt.
騙到你了 Gotcha.
是的 Yeah.
我們可以去跳個舞... Um, we should probably go dance while we can...
樂隊可是限時的 所以... 'cause the band has a curfew, so...
好的 去跳吧 Yeah, let's dance. Okay.
該是父女共舞的時間啦 I think it's time for the father-daughter dance.
淘氣鬼 你干得真不錯 You did a wonderful job today, pickle.
是個完美的伴娘 You were a perfect bridesmaid.
謝謝夸獎 Thank you.
-爸爸 -什么事 - Dad? - Yeah?
你和敏查老師都說了些什么呀 What were you and Mrs. Meacham just talking about?
不管我做了什么錯事 都不是有意的 Cause whatever I did wrong, I probably didn't mean it.
管你信不信 我們根本沒說到你哦 Well, believe it or not, we weren't talking about you at all.
真的嗎 Really?
對 她只是說到你們學校缺個美術老師 Yeah, she was talking about an opening...
下學期要找個新的老師 For an art teacher at your school next term.
還記得那天她打電話過來嗎 Remember when she called the house the other day?
她說把我的壁畫給校長看了 Well, she told me that she passed that mural of ours on to the principal..
而校長找負責人說了 Who mentioned it to the superintendent.
總之 報酬豐富 算兼職 Long story short, it's crummy pay, it's part-time.
聽說你的同學們都很特別 I hear some of those kids down at your school can be a real handful.
不過我想我會答應 But I'm thinking I'm gonna take it.
天哪 那比當消防員強多啦 Oh, my gosh! That's better than a fireman!
我明白 I know.
這些都要感謝你 蕾蒙娜 I owe it all to you, Ramona.
你說過我無所不能 You told me I could do anything.
我越來越相信這句話了 It took me this long to believe it.
小家伙 你拯救了我 You really did save us, kiddo.
碧祖絲 Beezus! Beezus!
我們再不需要搬家啦 We don't have to move anymore!
-敏查老師 -什么事 - Mrs. Meacham! - yes.
-我不用搬家啦 -我知道 - I don't have to move anymore. - I know.
這學年我們可以繼續在一起了 We' be together for the rest of the year.
看來我得再接再厲了 I shall pace myself accordingly.
謝謝您幫我爸爸 Thanks for helping my dad.
我只是把壁畫給別人看 I just passed along the mural.
你才是鼓舞他的人 You're the one who inspired it.
我也許不是個美術評論家 I may not be an art critic,
但我能看出一幅作品是否"無敵棒" but I certainly know something "terrifical" when I see it.
去吧 Go on, now.
-去跳舞吧 -好 - Shake your booty. - Okay.
再見咯 Oh! Bye!
再見 媽媽 Oh, bye, mom.
-到了阿拉斯加給你打電話 -好啊 - I 'call you from Alaska. - Okay.
小心駕駛哦 Drive safely.
等下 先別走 Wait! Don't go yet!
碧姨 先別走 Don't go yet, aunt Bea!
這樣我就能永遠陪伴你了 So you can always have me around.
蕾蒙娜 你真是出類拔萃 Ramona, you're extraordinary.
再見 Bye!
-再見 -我們愛你們 - Bye! - We love you!